Sunday 17th November 2013
Number of times almost gave up reading the book 3, number of times questioned why Helen Fielding thought it was necessary to write this book 50, déjà vus’ from Bridget Jones Diary 3680, time lost reading this book 600 minutes, chances of Bridget Jones surviving another sequel 0.
The best thing about this book is that poor Mark Darcy is dead.
He would have been horrified to see that Bridget had morphed into a cross
between Edina Monsoon (Absolutely Fabulous) and Katie Price (after Peter Andre).
He probably would have divorced her within 5 years and ran off to parts unknown
with the kids; while Bridget spends her time gaining and losing weight, drinking
and smoking too much and too little, dating and being dumped by toy boys. Not to mention, she would be constantly stalking
Mark and the kids through twitter and other forms of social media.

